{"id":92578,"date":"2024-10-03T15:31:02","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T08:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/?p=92578"},"modified":"2024-10-03T15:34:52","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T08:34:52","slug":"arent-you-afraid-he-might-really-dig-his-way-out-of-the-grave-and-haunt-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/arent-you-afraid-he-might-really-dig-his-way-out-of-the-grave-and-haunt-you\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cAren\u2019t you afraid he might really d.i.g his way out of the g.r.a.v.e and h.a.u.n.t you?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&rsquo;s FUNNY!!\n</p><p>Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years. Their relationship was legendary in the neighborhood, often marked by fiery confrontations that echoed deep into the night. Whenever things heated up, you could hear Clifford shouting,\n</p><p><em><strong> \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life, ol\u2019 woman!\u201d\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-92581 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/lorevista.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/dig-.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"2005\"' height='\"2005\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/dig-.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>His neighbors, amused yet a little fearful, often exchanged worried glances, knowing Clifford relished in the fact that he was both feared and heard.mbidienahmaculaybaicuabomaythe\n</p><p>Finally, Clifford passed away at the ripe old age of 98. After the burial, Daisy May\u2019s neighbors, still concerned for her safety, asked,\n</p><p><em><strong>\u201cAren\u2019t you afraid he might really dig his way out of the grave and haunt you?\u201d\n<p>With a sly smile, she replied,\n</p><p><em><strong>\u201cLET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN&hellip; AND I KNOW HE WON\u2019T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!\u201d\n<h3>Moral of the Story\n</h3><p>This hilarious exchange highlights the power of humor in coping with life\u2019s challenges, even in the face of loss. It reminds us that laughter can lighten the heaviest of burdens and that a little wit can turn fear into joy.\n</p><p>So, pass it on! Give someone else a reason to smile today! \ud83c\udf1f\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Today&rsquo;s FUNNY!! Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years. Their relationship was legendary in the neighborhood, often marked by fiery confrontations that echoed deep into the night. Whenever things heated up, you could hear Clifford shouting, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back to\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":92581,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,657,642,855],"tags":[375,818],"class_list":{"0":"post-92578","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"category-love-and-relationships","9":"category-moral-story","10":"category-story","11":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh","12":"tag-moral-touching-stories"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/dig-.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92578"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92585,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92578\/revisions\/92585"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/92581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></em></p></strong></em></p></strong></em></p>