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The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam:\n
The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must finish within the hour or he will receive a zero and fail the course.\n
\u201cThat\u2019s fine.\u201d Said Johnny, and calmly took a seat and began the test.\n At 11:00, Johnny had not finished the test. The professor asked for the exam to be turned in.\n \u201cNo, thank you.\u201d Said Johnny \u201cI\u2019ll finish it. \u201cI\u2019m going to my office to grade these If you don\u2019t turn it in now, you\u2019ll receive a zero. \u201cOkay then.\u201d Said Johnny.\n At 1 PM, the professor heard a knock on his office door Not very much to his surprise, it was Johnny. \u201cI\u2019m here to turn in my exam.\u201d\n Said the student. \u201cSorry, you can\u2019t turn it in now The deadline was two hours ago. \u201cI understand I just thought it would be okay, you know, because of who I am.\n \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d Asked the professor.\n \u201cOh, I\u2019m sorry.\u201d Laughed Johnny\n \u201cDon\u2019t you know who I am? \u201dAt this point the professor became angry.\n \u201cIt doesn\u2019t matter who you are! You have to meet the same requirements as everyone else! Nobody gets special treatment! \u201cOkay, okay, I get it But you really don\u2019t know who I am? \u201cI have no idea who you are! \u201d\n At this moment, Johnny picks up the stack of exams, slips his into the middle and hands it back to the professor. \u201cHave a great summer!\u201d said Little Johnny, and left.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam: The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must finish within the hour or he will receive a zero and fail the\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67447,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[382],"class_list":{"0":"post-67436","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh-littlejohnny"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/40-e1706967567643.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67436\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}