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This Woman Couldn\u2019t Take Her Eyes Off This Handsome Man.\n
But Then He Said This.\n A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends \u2026. when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely s3xy middle-aged man entered.\n He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.\n The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)\n Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, \u201cI\u2019ll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00\u2026\u2026on one condition.\n \u201cFlabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.\n The man replied, \u201cYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. \u201c\n The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man\u2019s hand along with her address.\n She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said\u2026. \u201cClean my house.”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This Woman Couldn\u2019t Take Her Eyes Off This Handsome Man. But Then He Said This. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends \u2026. when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely s3xy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":67354,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[375],"class_list":{"0":"post-67332","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/11-e1706892874164.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67332\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}