{"id":65574,"date":"2024-01-17T09:59:07","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T02:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=65574"},"modified":"2024-01-20T13:49:56","modified_gmt":"2024-01-20T06:49:56","slug":"wife-came-late-found-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wife-came-late-found-out\/","title":{"rendered":"WIFE CAME LATE &amp; FOUND OUT&hellip;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-family:' georgia palatino serif font-size:>One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to h3r b3droom upon returning home.\n<p><span style='\"font-family:' georgia palatino serif font-size:><strong>She can see four legs peeking out from under the cover.\n<p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-65577 size-large src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/01%5C/Beige-and-Brown-Elegant-New-Collection-Instagram-Post-Portrait-1080x1350-px-7-819x1024.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"819\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n</p><p>One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home.\n</p><p>She notices that her spouse has two legs, yet there are four visible from under the blanket. <strong>She grabs a baseball bat and begins to strike the blanket as forcefully as she can.\n<p><strong>She heads to the kitchen for a drink after finishing. Her spouse is there, reading a magazine, as she walks in.\n<p><span style='\"font-family:' georgia palatino serif font-size:><strong>\u201cHey sweetheart, I let your parents stay in our b3droom since they came to visit us,\u201d he says. Have you said hi?\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to h3r b3droom upon returning home. She can see four legs peeking out from under the cover. One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She notices that her spouse has two legs, yet there are four visible from\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":65577,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[657],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-65574","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-love-and-relationships"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Beige-and-Brown-Elegant-New-Collection-Instagram-Post-Portrait-1080x1350-px-7-e1705460288883.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65574\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/65577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p>