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Fred came home from University in tears. \u201cMum, am I adopted?\u201d\n
\u201cNo of course not\u201d, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?\n
Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.\n
Perturbed, his mother called her husband. \u201cHoney, Fred has done a DNA test, and\u2026 and\u2026 I don\u2019t know how to say this\u2026 he may not be our son.\u201d\n
\u201cWell, obviously!\u201d he replied.\n
\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d\n
\u201cIt was your idea in the first place\u201d her husband continued.\n
\u201cYou remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry.\n
On and on. And you asked me to change him.\u201d\n
\u201cI picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.\u201d\n
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