{"id":63983,"date":"2023-12-05T16:14:49","date_gmt":"2023-12-05T09:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=63983"},"modified":"2023-12-05T16:14:49","modified_gmt":"2023-12-05T09:14:49","slug":"a-man-and-his-wife-were-traveling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/a-man-and-his-wife-were-traveling\/","title":{"rendered":"A man and his wife were traveling"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A man and his wife were traveling\n</h2><p>&nbsp;\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-large wp-image-63984 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/12%5C/4-1-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' man and his wife were traveling width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/4-1-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them.\n</p><p>When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said,\n</p><p>\u201cI am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn\u2019t have your seat belt fastened.\u201d\n</p><p>The man said, \u201cI did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car.\u201d\n</p><p>The Patrol Man said to the man\u2019s wife, \u201cI know he didn\u2019t have his seatbelt fastened. Isn\u2019t that right, lady?\u201d\n</p><p>She replied,\n</p><p>\u201cWell, officer.\n</p><p>I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he\u2019s drunk&rdquo;\n</p><h4><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/EvaBeauty.0812%5C%22">Our social channel: Eva &amp; Beauty\n<h5><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/%5C%22">SEE MORE: Funny Jokes and Stories\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were traveling &nbsp; A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, \u201cI am going to give you two tickets. One because you were\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":63984,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man and his wife were traveling. A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,387,370,480,388,385,426,470,389,317],"class_list":{"0":"post-63983","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-couple","10":"tag-funny","11":"tag-funny-jokes","12":"tag-husband","13":"tag-laugh","14":"tag-love","15":"tag-stories","16":"tag-wife","17":"tag-woman"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/4-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63983\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></h5></a></h4>