He sits down, greets the manager, and shakes his hand.\n
The manager says, \u201cDo you have any sales experience?\u201d\n The man replies, “Yes, I was a saleman back home in Alabama”\n They talk and get to know each other and the manager likes him so he gave him the job. \u201cYou start tomorrow. I\u2019ll come by after we close and see how you did.\u201d\n His first day on the job was rough, but he pulled through it.\n After the store closed, the manager came down just like he said, \u201cHow many customers bought something from you today?\u201d\n The man replies, \u201cOne.\u201d\n The boss looks at him and shouts, \u201cJust one!? Our salespeople have an average of 20 to 30 customers per day! \u201c\n \u201cHow much was the sale for!?\u201d\n The man replies \u201c$121,237.65\u201d\n The boss was now shocked: \u201cWhat did you sell?\u201d\n The man says, \u201cFirst I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then a new fishing rod. So I asked him where he was going to fish and he The boss frowned and said, \u201cA man came here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and a truck???\u201d\n The man replied, \u201cNo”, the guy actually came here to buy some t.a.m.p.o.n.s for his wife and I said, \u201cMan, your weekend\u2019s busted, might as well go fishing\u2019.”\n The following day, the boss gave the young man a promotion\u2026\n A young man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an \u201cEverything under one roof\u201d department store looking for a job. He sits down, greets the manager, and shakes his hand. The manager says, \u201cDo you have any sales experience?\u201d The man replies, “Yes, I was a saleman back home in Alabama” They\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":63381,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A young man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an \u201cEverything under one roof\u201d department store looking for a job...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[370,490],"class_list":{"0":"post-63138","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-funny","9":"tag-laughoutloud"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Cacti-Plant-Propagating-Succlents-YouTube-Thumbnail-18.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63138\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nsaid on the coast, so I told him he needed a good boat, we went down to that department, and he got a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn\u2019t think his Honda Civic would pull the boat, so I took him to the automotive department and sold him a truck.”\n
\nWhat a comeback! I was laughing so hard I couldn\u2019t keep my coffee inside.\n
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