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After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.\n
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, \u201cABCDEFGHIJK.\u201d\n
\u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d She asked.\n
\u201cAdorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!\u201d he replied.\n
Wife Smiling asked, \u201cSo sweet of you honey. What about IJK?\u201d\n
He replied, \u201cI\u2019m Just Kidding!\n
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer; \u201cThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.\u201d\n
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks; \u201cWhich do you want, son?\u201d\n
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.\n
\u201cWhat did I tell you?\u201d said the barber.\n
\u201cThat kid never learns!\u201d\n
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.\n
\u201cHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?\u201d\n
The boy licked his cone and replied, \u201cBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!\u201d\n
The Wife Asked Her Husband After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, \u201cABCDEFGHIJK.\u201d \u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d She asked. \u201cAdorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!\u201d he replied. Wife Smiling asked, \u201cSo sweet of you\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":62941,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, \u201cABCDEFGHIJK. The Wife Asked Her Husband...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,375,480,472,470],"class_list":{"0":"post-62940","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-jokes-funny-laugh","10":"tag-funny-jokes","11":"tag-funny-stories","12":"tag-stories"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5-11.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62940\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/62941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}