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Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
\nShe informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old.
\nHe stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
\n\u201cI too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.\u201d\n
\nShe said, \u201cYes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.\u201d
\nSandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one
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\nAs Sandy put her hands in Jim\u2019s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
\nJim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
\nShe said, \u201cYou told me your penis was the size of an infant!\u201d
\n\u201cYes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!\u201d\n
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We hope our collection of jokes and funny stories has brought a smile to your face, just like Joe did for his town. Laughter is a universal language that unites us all, and in times of stress, it’s our most valuable ally.\n \n A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day. Love, Cuddle Bear\n If you’re ever feeling down, remember that there’s a world of humor waiting for you right here. So keep coming back for your daily dose of laughter, and don’t forget to share the joy with your friends and family. Because in the end, a good laugh is worth its weight in gold. Thanks for visiting our humor haven, and we’ll see you on the lighter side of life!\n
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\nAs they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.
\nAfter careful consideration, he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.
\nAccompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves.
\nHis sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time.\n
\nThe clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up.
\nThe sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties.
\nThe young man mailed his Valentine’s Day gift with the following note:
\n“This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.\n
\nThese are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.”
\nI wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.”
\nWhen you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
\nJust think how many times I’ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you’ll wear them Friday night for me.”\nPS: The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing.\n
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