{"id":61973,"date":"2023-11-03T08:00:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-03T01:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=61973"},"modified":"2023-11-02T15:38:49","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T08:38:49","slug":"boss-shouting-little-johnny-come-to-my-office-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/boss-shouting-little-johnny-come-to-my-office-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Boss: *Shouting* &ldquo;Little Johnny come to my office right now&hellip;&rdquo;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/www.facebook.com%5C/BabyMommy.0812%5C/%5C%22">Life is full of ups and downs, but it&rsquo;s the funny moments and hilarious stories that keep us going. \n<p>Whether you&rsquo;re looking for a quick chuckle or a belly-aching laugh, you&rsquo;ve come to the right place. We&rsquo;ve curated a collection of jokes and funny stories that are sure to brighten your day.\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-62020 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/4-6.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/4-6.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>Boss: *Shouting* &ldquo;Little Johnny come to my office right now&hellip;&rdquo;<br>\nLittle Johnny: &ldquo;Yes sir&rdquo;!<br>\nBoss : &ldquo;Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?&rdquo;<br>\nLittle Johnny: &ldquo;Yes sir!, the customer is always right&rdquo;.<br>\nBoss : &ldquo;So what were you arguing about with that customer?&rdquo;<br>\nLittle Johnny: &ldquo;He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir&rdquo;!<br>\nBoss: &ldquo;That bustard. What did u say to him?&rdquo;<br>\nLittle Johnny: &ldquo;I told him he&rsquo;s right\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-62021 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/5-5.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5-5.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h3>We hope you had a good laugh and enjoyed our funny story.\n</h3><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-62017 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/1-9.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/1-9.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>One day at the end of class, little Johnny&rsquo;s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story.<br>\nThe following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.<br>\nLittle Suzy raises her hand.<br>\n&ldquo;My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-62018 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/2-9.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/2-9.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><br>\nWell, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.&rdquo;<br>\nWhen the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t keep all your eggs in one basket.&rdquo;<br>\nLittle Lucy went next.<br>\n&ldquo;My dad owns a farm too.<br>\nEvery weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator.<br>\nLast weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched.&rdquo;;<br>\nAgain, the teacher asked for the moral of the story.<br>\nLucy replied, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t count your chickens before they hatch.&rdquo;<br>\nNext up was little Johnny.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-62019 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/3-9.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"940\"' height='\"788\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/3-9.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><br>\n&ldquo;My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory.<br>\nHe jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete.<br>\nOn the way down, he drank the case of beer.<br>\nThen he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers.<br>\nHe shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets!<br>\nSo he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more.<br>\nThen the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.&rdquo;<br>\nThe teacher looked a little shocked.<br>\nAfter clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.<br>\n&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; Johnny replied, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t fuck with Uncle Ted when he&rsquo;s been drinking.&rdquo;\n</p><p><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/category%5C/tie-life-style%5C/%5C%22"><strong>Laughter is contagious, and it&rsquo;s the gift that keeps on giving. \n<p>Remember to visit us often for your daily dose of mirth and entertainment. If you have any funny stories or jokes to share, don&rsquo;t hesitate to reach out. Laughter is best when shared, and we&rsquo;d love to hear from you.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Life is full of ups and downs, but it&rsquo;s the funny moments and hilarious stories that keep us going. Whether you&rsquo;re looking for a quick chuckle or a belly-aching laugh, you&rsquo;ve come to the right place. We&rsquo;ve curated a collection of jokes and funny stories that are sure to brighten your day. Boss: *Shouting* &ldquo;Little\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":62020,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Laughter is contagious, and it's the gift that keeps on giving. 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