{"id":61950,"date":"2023-11-01T17:31:25","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T10:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=61950"},"modified":"2024-04-12T17:48:43","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T10:48:43","slug":"the-husband-came-home-drunk-and-his-wifes-behavior-surprised-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/the-husband-came-home-drunk-and-his-wifes-behavior-surprised-him\/","title":{"rendered":"The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife&rsquo;s Behavior Surprised Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife&rsquo;s Behavior Surprised Him\n<figure id='\"attachment_61954\"' aria-describedby='\"caption-attachment-61954\"' style='\"width:' class='\"wp-caption' alignnone><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-61954' size-large src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/11%5C/12-1-1024x683.png%5C%22" alt='\"The' husband came home drunk and his wife behavior surprised him width='\"1024\"' height='\"683\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/12-1-1024x683.png' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'><figcaption id='\"caption-attachment-61954\"' class='\"wp-caption-text\"'>The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife&rsquo;s Behavior Surprised Him\n<p>&ldquo;Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery&hellip; I&rsquo;ll come running back to you, my love. I love you&hellip;. &rdquo;\n</p><p>He gets surprised and asks his son.., &lsquo;what happened last night..?&rsquo;\n</p><p>Son told: &rdquo; when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said&hellip;&hellip; Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone&hellip; I M Married !!!&rdquo;\n</p><p>Thats True Love&hellip; its all crazy:))\n</p><p><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/category%5C/tie-life-style%5C/%5C%22">Share this with friends, family, or colleagues, and let cute story make</a><a href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/alternatech.net%5C/category%5C/tie-life-style%5C/%5C%22"> your day.\n<h2>2.\n</h2><p>Son: Daddy, I fell in love &amp; want to date this awesome girl.\n</p><p>Father: That&rsquo;s great son. Who is she?\n</p><p>Son: It&rsquo;s Sandra, the neighbour&rsquo;s daughter.\n</p><p>Father: Ohhh I wish you hadn&rsquo;t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.\n</p><p>The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later:\n</p><p>Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!\n</p><p>Father: That&rsquo;s great son. Who is she?\n</p><p>Son: It&rsquo;s Angela, the other neighbour&rsquo;s daughter.\n</p><p>Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn&rsquo;t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and sor was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.\n</p><p>Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can&rsquo;t date any of them because dad is their father!<br>\nThe mother hugs him affectionately and says: My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn&rsquo;t your Father..!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife&rsquo;s Behavior Surprised Him &ldquo;Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery&hellip; I&rsquo;ll come running back to you, my love. I love you&hellip;. &rdquo; He gets surprised and asks his son.., &lsquo;what happened last night..?&rsquo; Son told: &rdquo; when mom\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":73833,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife's Behavior Surprised Him...The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife's Behavior Surprised Him","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[384,387,370,383,388,385,6,386,390,389],"class_list":{"0":"post-61950","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-life-style","8":"tag-jokes","9":"tag-couple","10":"tag-funny","11":"tag-funny-story","12":"tag-husband","13":"tag-laugh","14":"tag-life-style","15":"tag-lifestyle","16":"tag-son","17":"tag-wife"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/The-Husband-Came-Home-Drunk-And-His-Wifes-Behavior-Surprised-Him.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61950\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></a></p></figcaption></figure></h2>