{"id":121566,"date":"2025-04-10T10:29:38","date_gmt":"2025-04-10T03:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/?p=121566"},"modified":"2025-04-10T10:29:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-10T03:29:38","slug":"i-think-my-wifes-going-deaf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/i-think-my-wifes-going-deaf\/","title":{"rendered":"I think my wife\u2019s going deaf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man is talking to the family doctor, \u201cDoc, I think my wife\u2019s going deaf.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor answers, \u201cWell, here\u2019s something you can try on her to test her hearing.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>If she doesn\u2019t answer, move a little closer and ask again.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Keep repeating this until she answers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then you\u2019ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man goes home and tries it out.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He walks in the door and says, \u201cHoney, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He doesn\u2019t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for dinner?\u201d Still no answer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He repeats this several times, until he\u2019s standing just a few feet away from her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Finally, she answers, \u201cFor the eleventh time, I said we\u2019re having MEATLOAF!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is talking to the family doctor, \u201cDoc, I think my wife\u2019s going deaf.\u201d The doctor answers, \u201cWell, here\u2019s something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn\u2019t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":121572,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-121566","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/I-think-my-wifes-going-deaf.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121566"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121573,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121566\/revisions\/121573"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/121572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>