{"id":120463,"date":"2025-04-03T09:55:34","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T02:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/?p=120463"},"modified":"2025-04-03T09:55:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T02:55:42","slug":"im-about-to-p-ee-my-pants-and-im-so-confused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/im-about-to-p-ee-my-pants-and-im-so-confused\/","title":{"rendered":"I&rsquo;m about to p.e:e my pants and I&rsquo;m so confused"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"color:' font-size:><strong>I&rsquo;m about to p.ee my pants and I&rsquo;m so confused&hellip;<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>This morning, I walked into the toilet half-asleep, only to be confronted by the most cryptic bathroom signs ever. \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My brain, still booting up like an old computer, tried to process: Two circles? Three circles? Is this a bathroom or an elite puzzle challenge? Is the left door for people who like symmetry? Is the right door for those who enjoy triangles? Am I supposed to submit a secret passcode? \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In my moment of desperation, I almost chose randomly\u2014but then the universal truth hit me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Scroll down to find the answer&hellip;<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-120471 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/lorevista.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2025%5C/04%5C/Im-about-to-p.ee-my-pants-and-Im-so-confused.webp%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1080\"' height='\"1080\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Im-about-to-p.ee-my-pants-and-Im-so-confused.webp' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><b>The answer for those who are confused about which to choose: <b>Left is mens because women are always right lol&hellip;\n</b></b><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-120489 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/lorevista.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2025%5C/04%5C/www_tiengdong_com-meme-meo-cuoi-deu-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"700\"' height='\"890\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/www_tiengdong_com-meme-meo-cuoi-deu-1.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>I&rsquo;m about to p.ee my pants and I&rsquo;m so confused&hellip; This morning, I walked into the toilet half-asleep, only to be confronted by the most cryptic bathroom signs ever. My brain, still booting up like an old computer, tried to process: Two circles? Three circles? Is this a bathroom or an elite puzzle challenge? Is\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":120471,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,410,232],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-120463","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tie-games","8":"category-life-hacks","9":"category-quiz"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/Im-about-to-p.ee-my-pants-and-Im-so-confused.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120490,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120463\/revisions\/120490"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/120471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorevista.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></span></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></span></p>