\nMy Husband Brought Home a Pregnant Lover and Told Me to Move to My Mom\u2019s \u2013 My Re:v.enge Was Harsh\n
Mike and I had been married for eight years. No kids yet, but I thought we were happy. I worked full-time, split the bills, did everything a good wife does.\n
Then one evening, I came home a little late, and there she was \u2014 HER.\n
A very pregnant woman sitting on my couch. My heart skipped a beat, thinking she was a friend in need. But the look on Mike\u2019s face told me everything.\n
\u201cHey, we need to talk,\u201d he said casually. Then he dropped the bomb: \u201cThis is Jessica. She\u2019s pregnant. With my child. We\u2019ve decided to be together.\u201d\n
I froze. Then he had the nerve to tell me TO MOVE TO MY MOM\u2019S while they took the house. I was speechless. My bl:ood was boiling, but I kept my cool.\n
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I looked him dead in the eyes and said, \u201cOkay, I\u2019ll go away.\u201d\n
Mike probably thought he\u2019d gotten off easy. Jessica\u2019s smile grew wider. Little did they know, the lottery was about to hit them backhard.\n
I packed a suitcase with some essentials, and left without another word.\n
I drove to my mom\u2019s house. The next day, I set my plan in motion.\n
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\nI marched in the bank like a woman on a mission. I froze our joint account faster than you can say \u201ccheating jerk.\u201d\n
The look on the bank manager\u2019s face when I explained why was priceless.\n
Next, I visited a locksmith.\n
I remembered overhearing Mike tell Jessica they\u2019d be gone for three days, giving me plenty of time to execute my master plan.\n
My next stop: my house \u2013 the same cozy house Mike and I once lived together.\n
The puzzled locksmith probably thought I was crazy, cackling as I had him change all the locks on the house.\n
Then came the movers.\n
I gave them the spare keys and scheduled them to pack up everything I owned, which was basically everything in the house. I even took the toilet paper. Let\u2019s see how Mike and Jessica enjoy using leaves!\n
But the piece de resistance? I had a brilliant idea that would make this revenge not just sweet, but long-lasting.\n
I sent out party invitations to Mike\u2019s family, our friends, his coworkers, even nosy neighbor.
\nThe invitation read: \u201cCome celebrate Mike\u2019s new life! Surprise party at our house, tomorrow at 7 p.m.!\u201d\n
Then, I commissioned a billboard. It was delivered and set up on our front lawn.\n
In giant, bold letters, it proclaimed: \u201cCongratulations on Dumping Me for Your Pregnant Mistress, Mike! Hope the Baby Doesn\u2019t Inherit Your Infidelity!\u201d\n
I stepped back to admire my handiwork. With a satisfied smirk, I sashayed away from the scene, eagerly anticipating the chaos that was about to unfold.\n
The next evening, my phone rang. It was Mike.
\n\u201cMichelle, What the hell is going on? Why are there people at our house? And what\u2019s with this insane billboard?\u201d, he screeched.\n
I said, trying to sound innocent. \u201cJust a little housewarming party for you and Jessica. Don\u2019t you like the decorations?\u201d\n
\u201cDecorations? It\u2019s a freaking circus out here! And why can\u2019t I get into the house?\u201d\n
I couldn\u2019t help but giggle. \u201cWell, honey, you told me to move out, remember? You never said anything about you staying there. I just remembered that the house is solely under my name. So, I changed the locks. Oopsie!\u201d\n
There was a long silence on the other end. I could almost hear the gears in his tiny brain trying to process what was happening.\n
\u201cWhere are we supposed to go?\u201d he finally sputtered.\n
\u201cGee, I don\u2019t know, Mike. Maybe Jessica\u2019s mom would love to have you? I hear pregnancy hormones and in-laws mix really well.\u201d\n
In the days that followed, I had the utilities cut off, canceled the cable, and made sure all our joint assets were transferred into my name. I listed the house for sale, making sure to mention in the listing that it came with a \u201cbonus front lawn art installation.\u201d\n
I had Mike served with divorce papers at work. I specifically requested the mailman to dress up as a pregnant woman. Just for funsies.\n
But the universe wasn\u2019t done with Mike yet. Oh no, it had saved the best for last.\n
A week later, I got a call from Jessica. She was crying so hard.\n
\u201cMichelle,\u201d she sobbed, \u201cI\u2019m so sorry. I didn\u2019t know\u2026 I mean, Mike told me you two were separated. And now\u2026 now he\u2019s broke and homeless, and I\u2019m pregnant, and I don\u2019t know what to do!\u201d\n
I almost felt bad for her.\n
\u201cWell, Jessica,\u201d I said, trying to keep the glee out of my voice, \u201cI hear the circus is always looking for new acts. Maybe you two could start a juggling duo? You juggle the baby, he juggles his lies?\u201d\n
She didn\u2019t appreciate my humor. Tsk! Tsk!\n
As it turns out, when Jessica found out that Mike was now homeless, broke, she decided that maybe being with a guy who had no money, no house, and no future wasn\u2019t such a great idea after all.\n
She dumped him.\n
Last I heard, Mike was living in a tiny apartment, trying to scrape together enough money to pay bills and feed his hungry belly. His family had cut him off, disgusted by his behavior.\n
They even sent me a fruit basket and a sorry card.\n
As for me? The house sold for a nice profit. I moved to a beautiful new place, started my own business, and adopted a cat. I named him Karma.\n
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