The Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife’s Behavior Surprised HimThe Husband Came Home Drunk And His Wife’s Behavior Surprised Him
“Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery… I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you…. ”
He gets surprised and asks his son.., ‘what happened last night..?’
Son told: ” when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said…… Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone… I M Married !!!”
Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later:
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and sor was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!
