🛁🥄 Kitchen Jacuzzi: When Open Concept Went Full Midlife Crisis…
Once upon a time, “open concept” meant knocking down a wall to bring the family closer.
Now? It means soaking in a bubbling Jacuzzi next to your air fryer.
Yes, you read that right.
There’s a hot tub in the kitchen.
Or is it a kitchen in the bathroom?
We don’t know. We’re scared. And strangely… intrigued.
🤔 Genius or a Cry for Help?
Who looked at a bubbling lasagna and thought,
“You know what this room is missing? Bubbles for me.”
It’s a bold move.
Imagine sipping a glass of wine while your soup simmers and your pores open.
Multitasking?
No. Mastercheffing meets spa day.
😵💫 Risks Include:
Confusing bath bombs with bouillon cubes
Hair in places it should not be (looking at you, spaghetti)
Guests asking why your bathroom smells like garlic bread
😍 But Let’s Be Honest…
Part of us loves it.
The chaos.
The glamour.
The sheer “I gave up on rules” energy of it all.
This is for the girlies who said,
“I want to be well-fed and emotionally healed—in the same room.”
💡 Final Thought:
The Kitchen Jacuzzi is either the next big thing…
Or proof we’ve all officially lost the plot.
And honestly?
We don’t hate it.