An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor.
The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.”
Later that night, the wife said, “Honey, I’d like some ice cream. Could you get me some from the kitchen?”
The husband said, “Of course.”
The wife added, “Write it down so you don’t forget!”
The husband replied, “I don’t need to write it down! You want ice cream.”
She said, “I also want strawberries on top. Write it down!”
The husband rolled his eyes. “I won’t forget!”
She added, “And whipped cream! Please write it down!”
He sighed. “I got it! Ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream. No need to write it down.”
Twenty minutes later, he came back and handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.
The wife stared at the plate and yelled, “I told you to write it down! Where’s my toast?!”
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An older couple was lying in bed one night.
An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were c0urting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you used to bit3 my neck”
Angrily, he threw back the bedclothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”