A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy.
She heads to the counter and says, “I want to buy that TV.”
The salesman looks at her and says, “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Confused, the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She returns to the store and says, “I want to buy that TV.”
The salesman looks at her again and says, “Ma’am, I’ve told you before, we don’t sell to blondes.”
She walks out again and dyes her hair black. She returns and says, “I want to buy that TV.”
The salesman gives her a tired look and says, “I’ve told you, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Determined, she dyes her hair red and walks back into the store. She says, “I want to buy that TV.”
The salesman sighs and says, “Ma’am, I’ve told you four times now, we don’t sell to blondes.”
The blonde, frustrated, asks, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
The salesman looks at her and says, “Because, ma’am… that’s a microwave.”
A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers, and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth could you ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
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